Okay so now I'm going to do a live interview with the one and only Shakespeare!
PUCK: I'm watching
this time -.- It better be about me or this site is going offline!
damn...
Tom: So Shakespeare, How's life going for you?
Shakespeare: Well I think
i've done my fair share of plays for now. I'm really rich so I'm glad I left my wife. I'm still writing plays but I'm getting
old and tired of it so I am just writing them for fun and enjoying my riches.
Tom:
What would you say your most popular play was?
Shakespeare: It's hard to say. All my plays were popular. I would
have to say Romeo and Juliet since it is known all around the world but Hamlet is also a very popular play and if I may say
so myself, One of my best works.
Tom: When did you write your first
play?
Shakespeare: The first play I wrote was Henry VI, part one. I was 25 at the time.
PUCK:
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Tom: Where was it performed?
Shakespeare:
It was performed at the Rose Theatre in London.
Tom: How many plays
did you write?
Shakespeare: I wrote 49 plays and 154 sonnets.
Exit
Puck.
Tom: Wow, That's pretty impressive. While we're on the top
of how great you are, tell me about how many different words you used each day in everyday conversation.
Shakespeare:
I used an average of 29,066 words in everyday conversation. The average person uses about 2000 words in everyday conversation.
Tom: Wow that's really fascinating! Well enough about your work. When were you
born?
Shakespeare: I was born in April in 1564. I would prefer to keep the exact date classified for reasons that
are none of your concern.
Tom: What was your love life like?
Shakespeare:
Well when I was 18 I married a 26 year old women named Anne Hathaway.
Tom:
Was there really an 8 year difference between the two of you??
Shakespeare: Of course. It is normal for men to marry
women several years older than them... Aren't you planning on getting married soon?
Tom:
Of course not... I only plan to get married when i'm at least 24..
Shakespeare: Do yourself a favor and don't get
married at all. Wives can be fools...
Tom: Okay.. Did you ever have
any children?
Shakespeare: Yes. Six months after I had married Anne, we had a child which we named Susanna. A while
later we had twins. A son which we named Hamnet and a Daughter named Judith. Hamnet died at the age of 11.
Tom:
He probably committed suicide.. I probably would have if I had a name like Hamnet..
Shakespeare: What's that?
Tom: Uh nothing.. That is all. Thanks..
